Note to a congresscritter

This is a note I sent to my erstwhile congresscritter, Chet Edwwards.

I have a multipliciy of gripes. I shall try to be brief.
1. I need and demand to see a copy of Barak Obama's birth certificate. Now.
2. I demand an end to the spending orgy.
3. I demand the Federal Reserve be closed.
4. I demand the IMF be closed.
5. I demand the UN be thrown out of the United States.
6. I demand an end to all foreign aid.
7.I demand an end to the union threat in this country.
8. I demand the United States return to constitutional government, no more no less.
9. I demand an end to all subsidies of all kinds.
10. I demand an end to all non-funded mandates to the states. (And since we ain't got no money, it should follow that there can be no funded mandates either.)
I am asking that you folks get the federal government out of our lives, out of our bedrooms, out of our bodies, and out of our pockets. Now.
Any congresscritter that cannot do these things need to resign and move to the communist country of their choice. Just not be here. This is the United States of America. The country that celebrates and protects the INDIVIDUAL'S rights and responsibilities. I will not live in a collectivist/communist country and I ain't plannin' on movin'.
The federal government ain't my momma, it ain't my daddy and it ain't my owner. It is my agent. And if it fails to discharge its duties as outlined under the Constitution of the United States of America, it gets fired. Remember? You guys are the hired help. You are not our rulers.